owlkaashii:

My all time favourite hc is that all men think Legolas as calm and cold as ice and snow, unmoved by mere mortal emotions and yet every single elf thinks Legolas loud and a complete emotional wreck who’s poker face is as bad as his love of dwarves and men and random emotional outbursts and he’s entirely too affectionate.

Legolas: *puts his hand on Gimli’s shoulder says something about stars and trees and then leaves*

Faramir: I’ll never understand that elf man. Does he even know human emotion?

Thranduil: My god he is all but throwing himself into that dwarves bed, my child is such a hussy.