Putting the full text of the NYT article that the first tweet was responding to underneath the cut.
Link to the original tweet: https://twitter.com/speechleyish/status/1275990670663012352
Link to a couple of more serious threads about exactly why the biennial “Durian: the Freakshow Fruit” articles are so annoying:
https://twitter.com/amirulruslan/status/1276088736296472577
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